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Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage

Season 2026, Ep. 67
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Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying to find out who stole Jordan’s microwave.


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