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Help I’ve Been Wiping My Face With His D*ck Towel | And EVERYONE’S Horny

Season 2026, Ep. 55

After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the funniest person on the podcast. There's also a 'horny' atmosphere in the air, and Jordan is convinced he knows why. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving growing a wispy moustache and finding out your partner has been using your face towel to clean their genitals.


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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.



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