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Help I’m On Anal Leave

Season 12, Ep. 19

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.

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