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Help I Want My Boss's Sausage | And William’s Got BEER FEAR

Season 2026, Ep. 27

The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working on a couple of new impressions that we're still unsure about. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving how to get over being in love with a well-dressed gay man and how to recover after accidentally asking your boss to stick his sausage in you.


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