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Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club

Season 12, Ep. 80

The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily functions than they ever bargained for. William nearly faints after hearing about a listener’s milk explosion, plus, a G&Diva starts a debate on whether you can stay friends with an ex.

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    26:25||Season 12, Ep. 113
    Jordan gets misty-eyed over a G&Diva’s Gingerbread House tribute, while William struggles to grasp Secret Santa rules. The boys also discover a troupe of luxury carollers in Chichester and cringe at an awkward gift exchange from a Help Hotliner.
  • 112. Help I Got Sixty-Blinded

    33:04||Season 12, Ep. 112
    Jordan relives his Jingle Bell Ball wardrobe drama, while William reveals the latest twist in his solo tour preparations. A fierce debate kicks off over the correct use of tea towels, and a G&Diva’s jaw-dropping tale of going blind has everyone desperate for the cheeky details.
  • 111. Naughty Neighbours, Nuisance Bills and Newspapers

    30:48||Season 12, Ep. 111
    William’s got two bones to pick this week as his noisy neighbours are at it again, and a certain newspaper seems to have published a very familiar article title. Meanwhile, Jordan is busy getting his glad rags ready for the Jingle Bell Ball, and two Christmas Help Hotline callers are in need of assistance!
  • 110. Help I’ve Got My Sugar Daddy’s Bear

    47:18||Season 12, Ep. 110
    There’s a ringing in the studio… one we’ve not heard in a long time - it’s the Christmas Help Hotline! The boys lend an ear to a couple of G&Divas on the blower, including one debating what to do with a gift from their Sugar Daddy. Meanwhile, the boys regurgitate their content (again) on Capital Breakfast, and William finally hears Jordan’s *very* short film cameo.
  • 109. Panto, Pitiful Impressions and Prehistoric Beings

    17:10||Season 12, Ep. 109
    William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!)
  • 108. Help My Poo’s On The Loose

    46:03||Season 12, Ep. 108
    Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help a G&Diva dealing with a flying poo.
  • 107. Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals

    19:41||Season 12, Ep. 107
    Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.
  • 106. Help He Bashed His Bishop

    40:38||Season 12, Ep. 106
    Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.
  • 105. Live Shows, Lineage and Likkle Flower Pots

    20:50||Season 12, Ep. 105
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