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Help I Sexted My Boss

Help I Don’t Know My Holes

Season 12, Ep. 102

Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, one G&Diva's glory hole woes might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic.

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