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Help I Sexted My Boss

Help I Don’t Know My Holes

Season 12, Ep. 102

Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio, starting with French kisses and ending in a full-on tickle fight on the floor. Amidst all the tension, the boys recount their week’s adventures with the team, from a very Gen Z football match to a memorable first gig. Plus, one G&Diva's glory hole woes might just lead us to a new etiquettemology topic.

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    17:10||Season 12, Ep. 109
    William’s received some lovely handwritten letters, including a charming depiction of the team as dinosaurs. Jordan briefly hands over his impressions baton to William - thankfully, not for long. Plus, we hear there’s been a Wendy shout-out at the local panto. (Oh no, there hasn’t!)
  • 108. Help My Poo’s On The Loose

    46:03||Season 12, Ep. 108
    Jordan reaches new heights of fame with his exclusive DJ set at Haven, while William finds a new way to unleash his passive-aggressive notes at restaurants. Plus, the boys tackle the importance of keeping it in your pants when hosting friends and try to help a G&Diva dealing with a flying poo.
  • 107. Setlists, Surprises and Singing Scandals

    19:41||Season 12, Ep. 107
    Jordan’s gearing up to showcase his DJ skills at Haven, and William is ready to pitch a few unique song suggestions for the setlist. The boys are bringing back a classic Sexted feature, and one G&Diva can’t stop singing “International Cock or Ball” at work, which is causing quite the stir.
  • 106. Help He Bashed His Bishop

    40:38||Season 12, Ep. 106
    Jordan’s feeling under the weather (not that he’d ever mention it, of course) and comes prepared with a neck pillow and tissues up his sleeves. Meanwhile, William is fresh off his trip to New York, and the boys hear about a G&Diva catching their partner having some “alone time” on camera.
  • 105. Live Shows, Lineage and Likkle Flower Pots

    20:50||Season 12, Ep. 105
    The boys explore their family roots as Social Jo shares a fascinating dive into their ancestry. Meanwhile, Jane McDonald is stealing the limelight once again with a live show clash. Plus, Mikey’s been spotted out and about, minus his builder’s gear!
  • 104. Help I Want Clone-A-Willy Custody

    37:53||Season 12, Ep. 104
    William stumbles upon an award-winning loo, while Jordan is busy preparing for the state visit from Wendy and Graham (get your potato peelers ready!). Amid the excitement, the boys debate the ownership rules of Clone-A-Willys and discuss the unexpected fallout from bad curtains.
  • 103. Mistaken Messages and Middle Class Mas

    19:01||Season 12, Ep. 103
    There’s a touch of middle class charm in the studio this week, with messages about fancy baskets and mice-themed books. But as always, a hint of mischief follows, as Jordan helps William send a very saucy voicenote to Mikey. Plus, the boys deliver a much-needed apology to our VIG&Divas for causing alarm over email.
  • 101. Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings

    26:55||Season 12, Ep. 101
    Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic? Wonder no more, as the boys dive into their impressions of an alternative Sexted universe. Plus, we hear from two loved-up G&Divas who added a sprinkle of the podcast to their wedding, and William gets an eye-opening introduction to the wild world of wrestling storylines.