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Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up
Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to stop living his 20s in his 30s and grow up! Plus, the boys solve your modern-day dilemmas regarding when it’s appropriate to reveal your private train collection to a date, and whether having a nut allergy can be considered an ‘ick’.
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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.
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84. Sexted Spelling Bee And Jordan’s Weekend Candle
35:54||Season 2026, Ep. 84Things get SAVAGE in today’s episode as Jordan North and William Hanson go head to head in a Sexted-style spelling bee - but who will come out victorious? We also discover Jordan’s latest weekend obsession.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
83. Help There’s An Old Man Watching | And William's Coffee Whinge
42:11||Season 2026, Ep. 83After Jordan falls asleep in a meeting, William has his own bone to pick with feeling tired and filter coffee! The boys also decide which one of them is the most assertive and help with a dilemma involving an unexpected audience in the bedroom.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
82. Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy
33:50||Season 2026, Ep. 82Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems.But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
81. Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding
42:06||Season 2026, Ep. 81William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan North has discovered Spain’s finest cleaning products and decided they’re better than any aftershave money can buy.Plus, the boys tackle your burning dilemmas, including delivery drivers doing a poo, whether you should surrender your bed to a guest, and oral explorations of untraditonal zones. --Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
80. Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery
25:44||Season 2026, Ep. 80After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffogato. And if that wasn’t riveting enough, Jordan and William get into the surprisingly heated topic of their MOST HATED cutlery. Plus, there’s a shocking revelation that William Hanson does not own a TIN OPENER. Has he finally taken being posh too far?Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
79. Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth
44:21||Season 2026, Ep. 79It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it. The boys also take on answering your dilemmas involving masters, party playlists and how to deal with dating someone whose name is less than ideal.Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
78. French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini
35:37||Season 2026, Ep. 78William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette
77. Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert
49:49||Season 2025, Ep. 77After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to earth with a bang after finding out William's been getting his lips around it for years.The boys also tackle some CRAZY dilemmas involving hot desking at the office and what NOT to do just after having laser eye surgery.--Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon-- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/--FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette#AD. To find out more please visit - https://www.skoda.co.uk/
76. Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades
30:14||Season 2026, Ep. 76Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also discuss which everyday objects should have extras attached to them - for better or worse…Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreonWant MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?:https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/FOLLOWJordan NorthInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquetteTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette