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Grammar, Secret Words and Old Friends

Season 14, Ep. 38

The boys respond to your correspondence involving a stern telling off for William and an update on an old friend of Jordan’s. Plus we hear some of the G&Diva’s made up phrases for everyday life including an unusual use of the word ‘flap cakes’.


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Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always production.


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