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Halfway Hotel

Season 10, Ep. 10

The Cardinal is off making money to support his family again. What a douche! Anyway, luckily we had some Kofi eps recorded so we're giving you a band neither of us had heard and their one-hit-wonder song that charted in the UK and Australia. This week's song was requested by Alan Dudeney!


If Kev were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Shit stains on the ceiling, the windowpanes are nice..." or possibly, "they're so discreet and I know only too well".


The fourth episode in this podcast-within-a-podcast covers the title track from Voyager's (not that one Randy) 1979 release "Halfway Hotel". It's pop-y, it's piano driven, and the boys were unanimous in their verdict on this one!


If you want to get involved in the Kofi Klub, you can make a donation here: https://ko-fi.com/seasidepodreview and let us know which song you want us to add to the wheel! We also have a private channel in our Discord community for donors.


Also, if you want to hear Paul Heaton's new album, go here to find him on the book of faces! https://www.facebook.com/PaulFrenchMusician


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Twitter: @queenseaside

Facebook: @seasidepodreview

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Also, check out Kev's other podcasts

The Tom Petty Project: https://tompettyproject.com

The Ultimate Catalogue Clash: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ultimate-catalogue-clash


And if you want to check out Randy's music, you can find it here:

https://randywoodsband.com

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  • 8. I Contain Multitudes

    30:38||Season 10, Ep. 8
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  • 7. The Loser in the End

    57:55||Season 10, Ep. 7
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  • 6. You Don't Fool Me

    50:01||Season 10, Ep. 6
    (You don't fool me, you don't fool me) na na na nah(You don't fool me, you don't fool me) na na na nah(You don't fool me, you don't fool me) na na na na nah(You don't fool me, you don't fool me) na na na nah(You don't fool me, you don't fool me) na na na nah(You don't fool me, you don't fool me) na na na nah(You don't fool me) na na na nahYou don't fool meThey say that repetition can be your friend in music. Well, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Won't get fooled again" or possibly, "Queen's Nothingburger".Today's episode looks at the David Richards-assembled mashup of leftover vocal takes from Freddie, "You Don't Fool Me".NOTE: Skip forward to 15:27 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin.The music used under Randy's outro is Zalatharust Arrivello by Sacred Rings of Jupiter, which can be found here: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja_o-EERUgAThanks to everyone who tuned in to the last episode and left us some comments on Twitter, Facebook, and BlueSky! Also, come join us on our Discord server, we'd be glad to have you! We'll always try to answer any questions you have and seriously appreciate any corrections you make to anything we get wrong. And thanks so much for all your support as usual. We're loving diving into the Queen fandom as much as we're enjoying recording the podcasts!Huge thanks to Corey Morrissette and Mark Camire for letting us copy and paste the format from their gold-standard podcast; And the Podcast Will Rock. You can find them at @PodcastWillRock on Twitter. Also, make sure you go check out our beautiful brothers and sisters over on the Deep Dive Podcast Network!Follow us onTwitter: @queenseasideFacebook: @seasidepodreviewDiscord: https://discord.gg/nrzr2mQjBluesky: @seasidepodreview.bsky.socialAlso, check out Kev's other podcastsThe Tom Petty Project: https://tompettyproject.comThe Ultimate Catalogue Clash: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ultimate-catalogue-clashAnd if you want to check out Randy's music, you can find it here:https://randywoodsband.com
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    55:33||Season 10, Ep. 5
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    51:34||Season 10, Ep. 4
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  • 3. Watching the Wheels

    29:57||Season 10, Ep. 3
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  • 2. 10 From 40 #two

    47:07||Season 10, Ep. 2
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