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Hard to Kill (1990)

Holly opens up a can of whoop ass by bringing Steven Seagal to the Freak Show with Hard to Kill (1990), in which the human shaped automaton plays a cop who awakens from a 7 year coma and embarks on a rip roaring rampage of revenge, slapping all the guys who murdered his wife, really hard. Listen as watch the mysterious action hero bend elbows backwards, romance nurses, grow an epic beard, and run like a girl, all on this week's exciting episode!


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