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Slo-Mo Ships and He's a National Treasure
What do you do when you're confronted with a wild-eyed man with an insatiable appetite for adventure and the Declaration of Indepence in his hands? You lock that shit down, baaaaaabbbbbbyyyy! Then, against all odds, the Snyder Cut of Justice League is real, and it's here! The Shippers get into the spirit by slowing it way down for their favorite (and least favorite) Slo-Mo Ships. Dredd! Enter the Void! North & South!
SCREAM Ships Part 1
There's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream 4 and Scream 5.
Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal
What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, 'til next summer. Then, Creed III is out in theatres, which means... Patrick and Ryan spend a lot of time talking about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Oh, and everyone watches the Creed music video for With Arms Wide Open. Look, it's sort of a weird episode.
Cocaine Ships and You Lost the Lottery
What do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships! Oh Hello! Boogie Nights! Breaking Bad! Legends and Lattes!