Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships
Ice and Fire Ships and the Son of it All
What do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this, but Game of Thrones is sorta back? Weirder still, the Shippers are hella excited for it? Look, they'll get to ships eventually, but they need a minute to why they loved the HBO Tits and Dragons show so much. It's Ships of Ice and Fire!
SCREAM Ships Part 1
There's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream 4 and Scream 5.
Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal
What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, 'til next summer. Then, Creed III is out in theatres, which means... Patrick and Ryan spend a lot of time talking about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Oh, and everyone watches the Creed music video for With Arms Wide Open. Look, it's sort of a weird episode.
Cocaine Ships and You Lost the Lottery
What do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships! Oh Hello! Boogie Nights! Breaking Bad! Legends and Lattes!