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Major Payne (1995)

Season 2, Ep. 250

I don't know but I've been told - Major Payne's 29 years old! On this episode of the podcast, Dan and Jon celebrate one of the few Virginia films not focused on Washington DC. This Damon Wayans classic follows a time-honored tradition of movies about kids not made for kids. Dan and Jon have some ideas of how they would revisit Major Payne 29 years after its release.

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