"Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville"
Sorcha samples kalettes and deactivated pecans as Ross gets accused of arson
'Johnny goes, "My daddy says we’re going to eat a reindeer"'
“Boys and girl,” the air hostess goes, “we have arrived in Rovaniemi, Lapland – home of Santa Claus!”
Of course Santa exists – who do you think drinks all the Heineken?
Sorcha ends up saying the most unbelievable thing when the boys ask if Santa is real
‘I lead the boys at gunpoint up the Shelbourne Road’
It’s a big day forJohnny Sexton. And it’s a big day for me as well. I’m – yeah know – bringing the boys to see the great man win his 100th cap againstJapanat the Aviva, and I decide to swing into Christian’s gaff on the way there just to use the oldJosh Ritter.