Sorcha samples kalettes and deactivated pecans as Ross gets accused of arson

"Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville"

Sorcha wants her mother’s highly guarded ‘family recipe’ for Christmas pudding

Sorcha has pushed the boat out in a major way here. She’s having – get this – a Christmas mother and daughter day with her old dear and Honor and she’s gone about it in her usual try-too-hord way.

‘If you have to hide a cash incentive inside a food, it’s almost certainly not worth eating’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly in Lapland

“Boys and girl,” the air hostess goes, “we have arrived in Rovaniemi, Lapland – home of Santa Claus!”

'Johnny goes, "My daddy says we’re going to eat a reindeer"'

Sorcha ends up saying the most unbelievable thing when the boys ask if Santa is real

Of course Santa exists – who do you think drinks all the Heineken?

It’s a big day. I’m bringing the boys to see Johnny Sexton win his 100th cap

It’s a big day for&nbsp;<a href="https://www.irishtimes.com/topics/topics-7.1213540?article=true&amp;tag_person=Johnny+Sexton" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Johnny Sexton</a>. And it’s a big day for me as well. I’m – yeah know – bringing the boys to see the great man win his 100th cap against&nbsp;<a href="https://www.irishtimes.com/topics/topics-7.1213540?article=true&amp;tag_location=Japan" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Japan</a>&nbsp;at the Aviva, and I decide to swing into Christian’s gaff on the way there just to use the old&nbsp;<a href="https://www.irishtimes.com/topics/topics-7.1213540?article=true&amp;tag_person=Josh+Ritter" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Josh Ritter</a>.

‘I lead the boys at gunpoint up the Shelbourne Road’

An encounter at rugby training sees Ross making an unexpected connection. From The Irish Times, this is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's weekly audio column, as read by Paul Howard.

‘I can lie – very easily – but not when it comes to rugby’

‘Welcome to the world of the billionaire entrepreneur, Honor’

The famous Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara says he hasn’t been this excited about a business idea since we built all those houses on a floodplain in west Dublin in the 1970s...

‘They talk about the Collison brothers, but those chaps have got nothing on you, Honor’

Blinky the borbor in Monkstown suggests a Jude Law or a Matt Damon

Blinky the borbor in Monkstown suggests a Jude Law or a Matt Damon

‘You are not giving me a combover’

Age and male pattern baldness has caught up with Ross

The latest dispatch from Ross O'Carroll Kelly, as read by Paul Howard.

Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I can’t go bald. I’m 41 – but I’m, like, a young 41?’

'Since they storted school at Willow Pork, it’s been rugby, rugby, rugby, with no mention of soccer' From The Irish Times, this is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's weekly audio column, read by Paul Howard. irishtimes.com

'My children are storting to grow on me'

The weekly Ross o&apos;Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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