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Quentin Tarantino, Cycle Jackson, and the Fortune Telling
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Simon and Ryan are left to deal with the destructive chaos of a surprise cameo appearance during the episode's preamble. Simon interviews Quentin Tarantino (no relation), an aspiring director making a Prince Andrew biopic. Ryan interviews Cycle Jackson, Michael Jackson's bicycle brother. Then a returning character gets their fortune told, and it's not good.
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