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Driver Woods, Noel Taste, and Baldcap
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Simon and Ryan discuss Simon's surfing, Elvis, and Ryan's Vicar Street performance. Ryan interviews Driver Woods, Tiger Woods' driving instructor. Simon interviews Noel Taste, music correspondent with strong feelings about Electric Picnic. Then Baldcap promote their new single "An Bhfuil Cead Agam Dul Go Dtí An Leithreas".
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