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John Fall, Neo Colonialism, and the Performative Males' Return

Simon tells Ryan the tale of his missing passport on New Year's Day, a story of outrageous luck and bunkers. Ryan interviews John Fall, the viral man who slipped on the ice in 2010. Simon interviews Neo Colonialism, who has kidnapped someone down the road from him. Then the two performative males of a previous episode return to start a tote bag business.

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