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In episode two we get to know more about this British winless, award-less, never been to Edinburgh comedian, no one's ever heard of. Also... we can't lie, although there was some debate if we should or not. There is going to be some material about vegans in this episode. So if you're of a meaty disposition your gonna love it! However... vegans, before you start writing into complain and get the comedian cancelled he really does like you. He respects you, your choice not to eat anything with a face... or that can be milked and your rejection of leather no mater how soft, smooth, supple and cool it could make you look, particularly in a biker jacket. You'll also hear about all that's wrong with him, why he's not as smart as he looks, his Jamaican parents and their parenting style, his academic failure at school, and the first impression he left on an American producer on meeting them on an important conference show.
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1. Comic Genius
01:18||Season 1, Ep. 1This is a comedy trailer for the mini podcast series Rodney Beckford isn't funny... Listen and judge for yourself!4. Rodney Beckford isn't funny...
01:18||Season 1, Ep. 4This is yet another trailer for Rodney Beckford isn't funny... Episode one will be available in early January 2024, pretty sure you'll be able to hold on until then, and if you can't. There's always The Looking For a Third Podcast to listen if you haven't already.2. Never heard of him...
01:09||Ep. 2This is a trailer for the mini podcast series Rodney Beckford isn't funny... I know, it's a terrible title for a comedy podcast!3. Very, very, very...
00:47||Ep. 3The final trailer for the four part mini series podcast "Rodney Beckford isn't funny..." Apparently... it's very very very funny!3. Politics, Pandemic & Pepper Pig
17:13||Season 1, Ep. 3In episode three we get into the nitty gritty, politics, the Royal Family, racism, hotel room three ways, awkward breakfasts, and not getting an OBE. We're getting a much better picture of what this clown is all about. And it's ok if you voted for Brexit, want the small boat's to stop, hate it when lefty comedians poke fun at the right's policies and treatment of the most vulnerable in society. Rodney would like to be at least a foot taller, have a more symmetrical hair line, not have a bit of pee dribble out 20 seconds out after he's finished peeing and left the toilet. We're all going to have to suck it up and get on with it, and learn to live with stuff with stuff we don't like. Be like Boris and hang into the very end but then go with dignity. Don't be like Donald and bitch, complain, wine and start an insurrection. Any way this is suppose to be a description of the episode. What can I tell you folks, listen to this episode and the title will make sense in the final episode. You're too invested now surely to see if this idiot can land this thing, or if it all ends in a fire ball!1. Everything's In The Title
20:10||Season 1, Ep. 1In the opening episode we get into Rodney's head, as he attempts to tackle a bunch of seagulls, the popularity of SUV that never leave the road, why his conscious is a menopausal 55 year old Bristolian, being a freelancer, and having never worked in porn... in front of the camera or behind it. I really should go on and tell you more about the episode like why Kevin McCarron the announcer is so grumpy or how Tanya Chainey his co-host from "The looking For A Third Podcast," still think she can play early 30's. But the truth is this episode is just jam packed with silliness that it's just easier and better for everyone, if you stop reading this description and you just listen to the episode.Go on... I'm not going to write anything else until you've at least listened to the first episode. Download it now and listen, go on... I'll wait.4. He's full of sh...!
20:20||Season 1, Ep. 4In the final episode of this mini podcast comedy series, comedian Rodney Beckford finally delvers the worst punchline to a title series ever. He also tell us about his pronouns, how good looking he is, why black lives matter, the first rule of time travel, how to earn free Club Card point's without spending a penny and what he hopes to do with the rest of his life. There's also a great podcast title for any podcasters out there who are thinking about doing a dog walking show. Hopefully the forth episode will make all the other episodes make more sense. Like a James Bond film he promises to be back, and frankly I hope he will be. Because like Tanya Chainey and Kevin McCarron, I didn't get paid for this.We hope listeners don't feel short changed, but if you do... sorry! What do you expect for nothing? If you'd like to hear more of Rodney and Tanya give, "The Looking For a Third Podcast" a listen it's pretty great and seres tow in already in production. Tanya Chainey also has a one woman show called "How To Be A Little Less Crap A Bit More Of The Time," at the Leister Comedy Festival in February and The Brighton Fringe in May 2024. Kevin McCarron gigs wherever and when ever people will have him, and is available for weddings christenings, Bat mitzvahs. Pay him enough and he'll even turn up in a Pepper Pig costume.Please do rate, write a review and subscribe to the podcast. Don't forget to tell you friends and family about the show to... even if they're vegans!