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Mildly Informed

Robots, Rail Fines & Random Docs

Season 1, Ep. 11
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šŸŽ™ļøĀ Welcome to Mildly Informed – the podcast that won’t solve your problems, but might convince you not to jump the ticket barriers.


JoinĀ Richie FirthĀ andĀ Chris SkinnerĀ as they pick apart life’s smallest dramas and biggest nonsense. From everyday crimes (sort of) to new gadgets nobody asked for, if it can be discussed, they’ll overthink it for your mild amusement.


This week’s episode features:

šŸš†Ā Fare Evasion – worth the thrill, or just asking for an awkward platform chase?

šŸ¤–Ā Fighting Robots – metal mayhem or wholesome family fun?

šŸŽ„Ā Documentaries – may contain poop.

šŸƒĀ A New Card-Dealing Gadget – because shuffling by hand isĀ soĀ last century


Expect half-truths, strong opinions and the occasional fact – just enough to keep youĀ Mildly Informed.


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