Republican In Exile

Wait a minute, didn't you stop doing these? I thought these were done. Now there are more. Shit. I guess I'll listen.

Hurricane? What hurricane? There is no hurricane! No, America's biggest problem is the NFL! Or how high our taxes are! Or the looming threat of nuclear annihilation! But there is certainly no problem with a hurricane. Fake news. Seriously.

Russian War Games! North Korean Threats! Dumb Nicknames! The United Nations! The NFL! Someone please make it stop. Please. Please. You know the new Star Trek is on tonight? Just watch that. This is depressing.

We're back! People row boats and get ignored! Storms get ignored! Traitors get fellowships! Trump pardons the worst sheriff in america and I get mail! Wooo!!!

Things are bad.

An Important Announcement, because people are terrible.

Kelly takes over, The Mootch is Gone and a mayor flees NYC

Health Care, Trans Soldiers, The Mooch, A Dead Dolphin and Priebus Interruptus!