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Remnants : An Audio Drama

14. Smoking Pipe

Season 1, Ep. 14

The Apprentice questiOns Sir’s motivations, anD his own, bUt his questioning is cut short when Sir insiSts on him reading yet another remnant.


As well as regular TWFW warnings, this episode has some extremely bad vibes. Please do check the content warnings! They're listed below.


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Please bear in mind that this work has content some listeners may find distressing, including themes of war, violence, and grief. This episode contains:

  • Ableism and specifically discrimination against d/Deaf and HoH people, and people with epilepsy
  • Mid-century medical and and religious interventions for people with epilepsy
  • Mentions of fascism
  • Implications of sex Descriptions of life at the edge of an active warzone, including lack of resources, displacement, and distant observations of bombings
  • Depiction of a secondary character with PTSD
  • Medical neglect resulting in death


This show is created, performed and produced by Eira Major.

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