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Red Card For Mummy & Other Soccer Stories

Red Card For Mummy and Other Soccer Stories: Secrets of A UK Football Commentator in a Soccer Soccer World

Season 1, Ep. 13

Ned Hall hails from Football Country - The UK. When he came to Australia he was shocked to learn that Football in this country was everything but the game he'd been borned and bred with. Football in Australia is known as Soccer, as it is in the USA; but if you want to grow your game in foreign territory, you learn to go with the flow and make progress where you can. But Ned's clear insights as to WHY Soccer in Australia is sandwiched in between the racing guide and the classified in Australian press have everything to do with who own the rights, and in who's interest it is for the game to grow. And with the welcome news, at July's start, that Soccer has found a new televised home on Stan Sport...it makes you wonder if the phone was listening.....


Throw into the mix the best RDED CARDS Ned has ever seen - its a mighty chat about the Secrets of Soccer you always needed to know.


Ned Hall leads the ABC's Soccer commentary squad. You can hear him on the ABC Listen App through ABC sport.

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