Reality Roots

This week, Sally interrogates some teens about the choices they've been making with their sex lives. Don't worry, it's just as creepy as it sounds; luckily you have me to filter through the cringe and pull out the hidden comedy gems and terrible 90s fashions.Special guests including: John Favreau, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, and Vinny of the Jersey Shore!

This week Ricki talks to women who are ready to let the world know they're sleeping with men who are already spoken for, by coming clean to the people who should care the most - the girlfriends!Special hybrid guests! Including Michelle Trachtenberg-Zooey Deschanel, Clint Eastwood-Kevin Bacon, Halle Berry-Lil Kim, and a pink-highliter cowboy!

To mark the recent passing of Phil Donahue, a true American treasure, this week I dive head-first into two simultaneous topics that I probably shouldn't, race and religion! Don't worry, as scary as the topics might be, we were always in good hands with Donahue, RIPSpecial guests including ACTUAL Blair Underwood, Ussain Bolt, and more well-meaning but very misguided white Christian women in their 30's than all the Hobby Lobby checkout lines combined!

This week, Jenny tries to bully her teenage guests out of their budding sexuality. Will she accomplish what mainstream religions and societies have thus far failed to do, and stamp out teen sex forever? No. But she'll do her best anyways with a power suit and a mic!Special guest appearances including: Michelle Duggar, Riff Raff, Rachel Dratch as Real Housewife, Courtney Love and Mira Sorvino!

It's Sylvia Browne Wednesday - the perfect day to listen to her cold-read Montel's audience and tell them more or less what they wanted to hear and/or already know.Special guest appearances including prettier Farrah Abraham, genuine Incan (?) dolls, Gilbert Gottfried, and Jody of We Love to Hate fame!

Jerry Springer is the quintessential adult in the room as he talks us through several love-triangles and broad spectrum of associated feelings. Special guest appearances including Kirk Douglas, grown-up Foegle, and Italian Michael Chiklas!

Sally Jessy Rafael invites two women who love to love gay men, and one man who is straight, to try to figure out what they are thinking. Other questions we explore include: What is the gayest country? Who will win the shopping Olympics? Which tanning bed has Ginger been hiding in and how long has she been stuck in there?Special guest appearances including Amanda of We Love to Hate fame, Michael McDonald, and Pedro (Vote for Pedro!)

YOU get an episode recap! AND YOU get an episode recap! EVERYONE GETS AN EPISODE RECAP!!!!!!Special guests including: Joan Cusak, two entirely distinct Marks, and OPRAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready to experience second-hand embarassment beyond your wildest imagination as Ricki aids and abets some BFF's on a top secret mission to destroy their bestie on national TV.Special guests including the Friends wardrobe department, Janet Jackson, The Weekend, Chelsea Handler, and Richely!