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SZN FINALE Kidnapped by the Pirate: A Gay Romance by Keira Goddess Andrews with a Rum-Based Drink

Season 3, Ep. 45

Well hunnies, it's the season/series/season three finale and we have truly saved the best till last. We're treating your lugs to our musings on Keira Andrews' Kidnapped By The Pirate, a swashbuckling tale of romance, shagging and umbilical cords. Since Christmas is but a distant memory, we've ditched the mulled wine for whatever drink we could find in our cupboards + rum. 


You can also hear us natter about our New Year's Resolutions - which are aplenty - and our intense emotional response to the best television show of all time (bar none): THE TRAITORS.


We love and adore you and we'll see you soon for series four xxxxxxxx


P.S. We're the 25th most popular comedy podcast in Senegal so we're basically made it.

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