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Rats In The Gutter

ELON MUSKS

Nothing spoils the broth quite like remembering that you’re gonna die, though the rats recommend a daily memento mori to avoid delusions of immortality. Other bummers this week include mystery smells and the martial-homo tragedy of Achilles and Patroclus.

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