Rathergood Chat

Joel and Dave discuss everything you ever need or want to know about music. Along the way we also talk about some other things, such as rabies, parasites, newspaper salesmen, rag and bone men, cheese, very large figs, holy war and kabaddi.

Aeroplanes are mysterious and wonderful things, defying the rules of nature as the dangle stringless in the skies. We uncover all of their magical secrets in this discussion. We also discuss Blur lyrics (incorrectly,) banana tricks, klaxxons, hoovers, megastructures, circus clowns, snakes, Return of the Jedi, and symbiosis.

Fruit is absolutely brilliant and everybody loves it. Joel is a particular fan of growing fruits, and absolutely loves this opportunity to talk about fruit at length. Find out Joel's favourite fruit! What could it be? Make a wager with your friends, run a sweepstake or run a book on it. You'll find out here, as well as various other of the fruits Joel likes. You also might want to make a wager on which fruits Dave is not particularly fond of. It's a pretty breathtaking revelation!

Furniture is amazing and incredible. That said, we spent more time discussing things like Winston Churchill, goobers, compulsory state music, sausages and, of course, bursting. How could we possibly discuss furniture without spending a lot of time thinking about bursting?

Gravity is an amazing thing and here we discuss it in great detail. Also, Dave has a monstrously powerful cold that would have killed a lesser man. Joel explains the rich folk tradition of Old Man Chicken. Then they redefine the base elements so they make a bit more sense, waffle on about skeletons for a while and invent two new religions.

The Roman Empire! In today's podcast we discuss columns, Joel's mate Concrete John, why travelling to Scotland is instantly fatal, monotremes, and the best situations in which to be naked and blue. We also discuss the Roman Empire of course.

Do you want to know how to cook? Learn to cook! Dave and Joel explain everything there is to know about cooking and cookery in this incredibly useful and informative podcast episode, which is about cooking.Discussion of eggs is thorough. Knives are covered, and also other things such as whether flames are a good thing. Your life will be improved enormously, and your cooking knowledge will amaze your friends, once you have listened carefully to this wonderful episode of Rathergood Chat. You know that aching void at the centre of your very soul? Maybe listening to our podcast about cooking will fill it! Worth a try hey?

Joel and Dave discuss the most wonderful creatures ever to exist - namely crabs. Rathergood, where all of this began back at the dawn of the new millennium, is in fact The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom, and Joel is himself the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a gigantic crab with a human face, atop a gigantic pyramid surrounded by hordes of fanatical followers. Crabs have featured in many, many of their works over the years and so this is a subject very close to their crabby hearts. In addition to crabs, this podcast also covers (among other things) * The Margate Crab Museum* Meaty Steve, who sells carrier bags full of suspicious meat from round the back of the hospital* Oesophagal flesh centipedes* Squirrels