Rathergood Chat

Gravity is an amazing thing and here we discuss it in great detail. Also, Dave has a monstrously powerful cold that would have killed a lesser man. Joel explains the rich folk tradition of Old Man Chicken. Then they redefine the base elements so they make a bit more sense, waffle on about skeletons for a while and invent two new religions.

The Roman Empire! In today's podcast we discuss columns, Joel's mate Concrete John, why travelling to Scotland is instantly fatal, monotremes, and the best situations in which to be naked and blue. We also discuss the Roman Empire of course.

Medicine! In today's podcast we discuss taxonomy, early hominins, bloodworms, cod livers, the ultra-rich, porcupine factories and briefly, medicine. Should we make medicine compulsory? Or should it be banned? We work out the answer to this pressing question and also unearth many other truths in the process.

Do you want to know how to cook? Learn to cook! Dave and Joel explain everything there is to know about cooking and cookery in this incredibly useful and informative podcast episode, which is about cooking.Discussion of eggs is thorough. Knives are covered, and also other things such as whether flames are a good thing. Your life will be improved enormously, and your cooking knowledge will amaze your friends, once you have listened carefully to this wonderful episode of Rathergood Chat. You know that aching void at the centre of your very soul? Maybe listening to our podcast about cooking will fill it! Worth a try hey?

Joel and Dave discuss the most wonderful creatures ever to exist - namely crabs. Rathergood, where all of this began back at the dawn of the new millennium, is in fact The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom, and Joel is himself the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom - a gigantic crab with a human face, atop a gigantic pyramid surrounded by hordes of fanatical followers. Crabs have featured in many, many of their works over the years and so this is a subject very close to their crabby hearts. In addition to crabs, this podcast also covers (among other things) * The Margate Crab Museum* Meaty Steve, who sells carrier bags full of suspicious meat from round the back of the hospital* Oesophagal flesh centipedes* Squirrels

Trees! Big wood things sticking out of the ground! They're magnificent, aren't they! Joel and Dave discuss the glory of trees, including why there are loads of mulberry trees around England planted due to an ancient misunderstanding about the diet of moth larvae.

Would you like to survive? If so, this is the podcast for you. Failing to survive is generally considered a bad thing so you should probably listen to this. Obviously everybody knows the main "vanilla" way to survive is to eat the Eye of the Tiger but believe it or not there are other ways to survive. Find out about them here! Joel and Dave also explain lots of other things such as all the types of star including Brown Dwarf, Paisley Gnome and Cosmoctagon.

Crime- good thing or bad thing? Joel and Dave solve the problem of crime that has plagued human societies forever. They also discuss other important issues such as the surprising fact that eels are the escaped intestinal tracts of deceased whales in search of a new host.