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They Hate To See Two Women With A Thriving Cap Business! (Edinburgh Fringe Diaries Pt. 1)
Ep. 39
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The saddest coffees of all time in our hands. Unwashed hair for days. And a game of theatre sports happening outside our window? MUST BE EDINBURGH FRINGE SEASON!!
Wee lassies. We are in Edinburgh (for our second year!) and we wanna tell you allllll about it. In this first instalment of a series that we’re calling ‘Edinburgh Fringe Diaries’, we tell you all about our living conditions here in student accommodation, we chat long haul flights (and the shows that got us through), dribbling showers, contraband caps, pork in the window sill and so much more.
We also yap about what we’re most excited about this Fringe season, how we’re feeling going in, some of the new material we’re bringing and why Shark Tank is the best show of all time.
We hope you enjoy this little insight in to what it’s like touring a show to Edinburgh, and if you have any questions you want answered, please let us know!
TIX TO ‘THE PLATONIC HUMAN CENTIPEDE’ IN EDINBURGH: https://www.pleasance.co.uk/event/mel-and-sam-platonic-human-centipede
Lots of love as always and we’ll see you for another Ratbag this coming Monday!!
Big fat cheese cubes to you all. Every single day.
xx
Mel & Sam
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You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://youtube.com/@themelandsam?si=jzeN-E_-DcE-DGHS
Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
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Produced by Thomas Zahariou
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