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Ratbag with Mel & Sam

Could You Survive Doorville?

Ep. 85

Heyaaaaa! Welcome back or maybe just welcome! To kick start the episode Mel brings a segment on ""words that don't mean like they feel like they should mean"" and get ready for a mind f**k. Next it's time to rename all of the zodiac signs, aka - it's time for Mel to uncover more of her hidden language and we can all just be along for the ride. Our 'Kick Ons' has stuck on a heinous 'would you rather?"" including a door and dirt and honestly, we have to stop asking each other these and then of courseeeeee we send it home with some musical improv!

Thanks as always for joining and see you on Thursday for another 'Ratfood'

xx Mel and Sam



Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!



Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.


The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.


Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.



A Grouse House Podcast

Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions

Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain

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