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Ratbag with Mel & Sam
Attention Theatre Kids: We Have Watched Your Showreel
Hey hey cuties! There are a lot of things you can do on the internet but today Mel & Sam are coming clean with two pretty niche ways they use the internet for their own entertainment. If you have a vimeo link thats unlisted, you've been warned. In today's hotline we asked our listeners 'What is something you have lied about?" and good GOD did you all use us as some form of a confession box. Mel then comes clean wiith her own long winded lie she told through Primary School and Sam laments on a time she ran walking tours around her house. Mel then brings an absurd 'Would You Rather?' inspired by Olivia Rodrigo, that stars a letterman jacket and a neverending feeling of tiredness, and ngl its pretty heinous. As always there is a 'Hit It Toots!' ansd this week the genre is: Trap.
As always thanks for joining and see you on Thursday for another 'Ratfood'.
Love you!
Mel & Sam
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You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTube
Follow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to ratbagpod@gmail.com!
Buy Tickets to 'No Hat, No Play!' for Melbourne Comedy Festival here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/no-hat-no-play-the-cabaret/
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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.
The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.
Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.
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A Grouse House Podcast
Recorded at Haven't You Done Well Productions
Produced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain
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