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Episode 10. To Catch A Van Man

Season 1, Ep. 10

With a roaring game of Catch The Van Man sprung on them by the presumptuous Jimmy Vonbehlon and his existentially troubling dog Bingo, the JLF must murder them successfully before they can continue their grand quest to save obtuse old friend from stinky jail. To dust off a common thought on this journey: hope they don't die!


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Jen has been working super hard on transcribing our episodes! You can find them here:

Episode Transcripts – Quest Fantastic (wordpress.com)


Sara and Jen run the queer actual play podcast Roll + Heart, which you can check out here: 

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Sara works on all the art for the podcast and you can find her here:


https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic


Paul Salt is a wonderful film critic who podcasts and reviews here:


https://screenmayhem.com/author/paul-salt/

Jen and the Film Critic


If you like psytrance, Goodman's EP 'Future Music' is out now on Yokshaa Records! Find your streaming/purchasing app here: Future Music by Run//Phase (songwhip.com)


And the Pauls cohost the podcast One Good Thing, where they find good things in bad movies!

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