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The World's Biggest Turkey

Ep. 105
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In the final episode with the legendary Richard Vary, known as the king of Kyogle, the conversation kicks off with a fascinating tidbit about the owner of the world's largest turkey statue, which is situated on Richard's farm. This massive turkey, weighing approximately 50 tonnes and constructed from concrete, has become a local landmark. To make things even more interesting, the local RDO owner has strategically placed two brand-new John Deere tractors on either side of the turkey as a clever advertisement for their dealership.

The episode takes a lighthearted turn as Richard and the hosts engage in a series of entertaining yarns shared by the yarners and yarnettes. The first story involves a humorous mix-up where someone initially mentioned a "dugong," a marine mammal, but later turned out to be referring to a "dugite," an Australian snake. This amusing confusion sets the tone for more delightful tales.

Next up is a story from a firefighter who experienced some peculiar behavior from a farmer in Dalby during a fire-fighting operation. The farmer's mysterious actions involving guard dogs and a shed known as the "Bro Tel" leave listeners intrigued and entertained.

Fitzy the Kiwi contributes a wild yarn about losing a tooth, adding an element of humor to the episode.

The final yarn involves a young fellow who humorously highlights the difference between his wife and a pancake, delivering a humorous punchline that's sure to bring smiles. As a fitting conclusion to the episode, the hosts pose their guest questions to Richard, allowing listeners to gain further insights into his life and experiences.

Join in for a delightful and entertaining final episode with Richard Vary, the king of Kyogle, and enjoy a variety of engaging yarns that will leave you both amused and intrigued.

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