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Silly Saturday #4: Non-Binary Discounts & Extremely Bad Decisions

This week we dive headfirst into insurance loopholes, non-binary pricing madness, and the questionable economics of identity — before things spiral hard into listener-submitted chaos.

We’ve got:

  • A boat launch gone violently wrong at the Noosa bar
  • A spud gun incident that nearly ends a bloke
  • One of the most cooked “I shit myself” yarns we’ve ever heard
  • Campfire disasters, stubby missiles, and poor life choices all round

As always, it’s raw, unfiltered, and absolutely not advice.

Good choices are boring — this is Proper True Yarn.

🎙️ Listener call-ins

🍻 Real Aussie yarns

⚠️ Questionable decisions guaranteed

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