Proper True Yarn

In the final yarn of the series, AFL premiership player Robbie “Bushy” Copeland opens up about the wildest player he played with, the toughest teammates, and the brutal realities of life after footy. From dreams of billion-dollar farms and moose pets to diesel in fishing boats and punch-ups with schoolyard footy critics, this one’s a proper send-off. Packed with raw laughs, old-school honesty, and good bush values—Copeland leaves nothing in the tank (except maybe diesel).#propertrueyarn

In this yarn, Robbie Copeland strips back the glitz of AFL glory and shares the brutal reality of footy finances in the early 2000s. From earning just $150 a week while juggling footy and furniture removal, to being offered a big-money move to Richmond and turning it down for loyalty—this episode dives into the less glamorous side of professional sport. Robbie also chats about playing on legends like Judd and Cousins, the physical toll of tagging elite midfielders, and how he ended up toothless and unpaid while lifting premiership cups. A brutally honest, hilarious look behind the curtain of footy fame.#propertrueyarn

In the third instalment with AFL legend Robbie Copeland, we dive into the peak of his playing days – a standout season capped by shutting down Nathan Buckley in the 2003 Grand Final. From copping a flying elbow that shattered three front teeth (thanks, teammate) to taking on one of Collingwood’s greatest with nothing but grit and niggle, Robbie breaks down what made that Lions dynasty so dominant. He also opens up on the brutal end to his AFL career, the changing tides in the game, and how Port Adelaide finally cracked the code. A yarn full of passion, punishment, and proper finals footy.#propertrueyarn

AFL great Robbie Copeland returns for another red-hot yarn, diving into the wild tales of premiership glory, Mad Monday madness, and footy folklore. From Don King helping Jason Akermanis seal a Nike deal in Vegas to nearly getting dumped in a bin truck at Carindale, this episode is packed with raw laughs and classic locker room stories. Copeland breaks down what made the Brisbane Lions dynasty so dominant, how Leigh Matthews led with quiet power, and why being the team pest was a job he proudly owned. Another unreal episode from the glory days of real AFL.#propertrueyarn

In this Proper True Yarn episode, former Brisbane Lions AFL star Robbie Copeland takes us back to the glory days—when footy was raw, tough, and full of character. From missing the draft twice to winning a premiership on his 20th birthday, Robbie shares what it took to go from working a day job to running out on the MCG. With wild Mad Monday stories, zinc oxide disasters, missing premiership cups, and the truth behind the "keys to the city," this is a locker room yarn for the ages.#propertrueyarn

Buckle in for another outrageous round with Monica, the Proper True Yarn Podcast's resident chaos magnet. From a demented old fella begging for a happy ending to snapping on with diesel fitters and dodging Tinder catfish, this one’s got everything. Hospital horror stories, fights on nightclub stairs, naked furries at Sydney mansion parties, and enough one-liners to fill a toolbox. The Cougar Queen is back — and she’s after a bloke with a boat and the balls to banter.#propertrueyarn

The queen of carnage is back, and she’s spilling more than tea. In this episode, Monica dishes out raw advice for the fellas on how not to suck on Tinder, breaks down what gets an instant swipe left, and shares even more rogue hospital yarns — including a dementia patient with chlamydia, a doctor with a dud dick, and a Tinder date that ended in a taxidermy nightmare. If you’re after outrageous banter and wild medical mishaps, this one’s for you.#propertrueyarn

Monica’s back on the pod and this one is nothing short of chaos. From accidentally treating a Tinder match’s gravel rash to a dementia patient who shoved pistachio shells in his foreskin, this episode will leave you speechless. Brett and Monica dive into wild hospital admissions, Tinder horror stories, and why wedding rings don’t belong anywhere near your penis. Unfiltered, hilarious, and definitely not safe for work – it’s another Proper True Yarn you won’t forget.#propertrueyarn

Back for round two, Monica the Nurse is back in the chair and firing on all cylinders. From a fisting-induced mystery bleed to a four-way STI transmission with a bonus family twist, this episode is absolute chaos in the best way. Brett and Monica dive deep into the wild world of regional hospitals, hermaphrodite anatomy, and machete-related misunderstandings. It’s raw, unfiltered, and guaranteed to make you laugh, squirm, and maybe rethink your next Tinder date.#propertrueyarn