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Adios Amigo: A Drunken Escape and Legal Precedent
In this side-splitting episode of Proper True Yarn, join us as Andrew Hamilton recounts his unforgettable night that started with an unpaid restaurant bill and led to a police chase through the CBD, resulting in a landmark legal ruling. Hear the hilarious and outrageous story of Andrew's escape attempt, his run-in with the law, and how his cheeky responses and quick thinking in court turned a simple dine-and-dash into a Supreme Court case.
Discover the unexpected twists and turns as Andrew navigates through the legal system, the surprising support from restaurant staff, and the ultimate verdict that set a new legal precedent in Australia. This episode is packed with humor, drama, and a unique look at civil liberties in action.
Don’t miss this wild tale that proves sometimes truth is stranger—and funnier—than fiction. Tune in, subscribe, and share this episode for a good laugh and a great story.
For tickets to Andrew's comedy tour head to https://alist.com.au/tours/andrew-hamilton-jokes-about-the-time-i-went-prison/
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