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Mug (with Demitri Wylde)

Season 10, Ep. 4

When the sex is that good, you can forgive them for almost anything... But is it good enough to keep going back, despite theft, armed robbery, and... a man asleep in a chair...?

Demitri Wylde thinks so, especially as he got a video souvenir of the good bits.

Check out his writing, podcasts, and sexual deviance right here, or just search for 'Demitri Wylde' wherever you want to find him.

(And if anyone finds the video, please send me a link. For science.)

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