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Season 11, Ep. 11

A symbol, a strap, and the true meaning of the only flag I care about.

Or: How struggling to buy a Pride flag helped me realise that it’s definitely not for me.

Also: Naked morning routines, shaved cats, and why I’m Queer Royalty. (In case it wasn’t obvious.)


BONUS FEATURE: A huge info-dump about my life that could easily have been an email. (Don’t worry - it’s at the end so you can skip it if you don’t care.)

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