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"I'm Going To F*****g Batter Someone"

Ep. 6

Let's face it, airports can be extremely stressful places at the best of times. You might be dealing with a delayed flight, trying to run to your gate in time, arguing with check-in staff over baggage allowance, and many more possible scenarios that cause you to lose your nerve. Dublin taxi driver Declan Ward was walking through Malaga airport when he received a call from the Strawberry Alarm Clock's Terry and the rest is comedy history.

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