Poster Boys

The Rover is a lot like Lady Gaga's ARTPOP, in that it could mean anything. Some of our guesses: it's about the Mars Rover; it's about a dog; it's about both the Mars Rover and a dog. But it turns out that The Rover is actually about Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson both refusing to enunciate their lines while shooting their way through post-apocalyptic Australia on what IMDB very charitably refers to as a "road trip".Plus, Harry questions why admin still exists in the post-apocalypse, Stacey wonders if we're going be doing the podcast for the rest of our lives, and we both kind of just turn on each other.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod

It's finally happened: we're living in a post-Twilight world! Hopefully, we're also starting to live in a post-mediocre films starting Robert Pattinson world. Unfortunately, we are watching another film directed by David Cronenberg, which does not bode well, and Robert Pattinson is once again in a car, but this time it's not even a limo, it's just a regular car. And his character isn't even rich! What's even the point? This film also contains an alarming amount of what we might call... intra-family romance. Also ghosts. Also Julianne Moore.Plus, we debrief about Laneway Festival, Stacey gets very upset about a dog, and Harry won't stop talking about films that are not the film we are currently watching.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod

Well, it's finally happened. Not only have we reached the conclusion of the Twilight Saga (and what a saga it's been!) but we have also reached the exact halfway point of Robert Pattinson's filmography. Or we will have, once we get through this film, which seems to mostly consist of a creepy little girl touching people's faces.There's also a fight scene that lasts for maybe 40 minutes and you will simply not believe how little of that 40 minutes is actually relevant to the plot.Plus, Harry is baffled by how the Volturi functions, Stacey gets genuinely quite angry at Stephenie Meyer, and we just can't work out what Jacob is still doing in these films.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod

Robert Pattinson stars in a "horror/thriller/fantasy/mystery" from acclaimed body horror auteur David Cronenberg! You'd be right to think that this is a riveting, no-holds-barred, wall-to-wall splatterfest! Except you'd actually be wrong to think that. Harry thought that, and he ended up issuing an apology. Luckily for us, we have an eerily accurate (maybe? we wouldn't know) impression of David Cronenberg on hand to explain what went wrong.Plus, Stacey has no interest in money, Harry begs for some violence, and we both try to work out what the spectre haunting society is (the spectre might be capitalism, but that feels too obvious...)Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod

It's finally here: the very first Poster Boys video episode! Harry is wearing a nice shirt, Stacey has moved all of her household mess out of frame, and we're feeling very loose. It's the perfect environment to watch a French Robert Pattinson get very rich very quickly and make out with many beautiful women, including Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci, and more! Unfortunately what follows is less about Robert Pattinson making out and more about Robert Pattinson getting cheated on and handling it poorly. And, for some reason, Morocco.Plus, Stacey has questions about the French alphabet, Harry has questions about if he is coming off as suitably ironic, and we try to finish the episode before our food arrives.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Keen to see our beautiful faces? You can watch every episode on YouTube @posterboyspod!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspod

Every child dreams of running away and joining the circus, of finding like-minded freaks and outcasts and joining with them in a complex polyamorous relationship model. And dreams can come true! All you need is for your parents to die in a horrible car crash and you too can join the circus family. In this case the family is a vet that can speak Polish, an alcoholic carny who can speak Polish, an elephant who can speak Polish, and Reese Witherspoon.Plus, Stacey wishes she was a trapeze, Harry pitches #MeanManAugust, and we both consider what could have been if only we were vets who knew polish.Don't forget to subscribe to Poster Boys, and leave us a comment and rating!Get in touch with us at posterboyspod@gmail.com Follow Poster Boys onInstagram @posterboyspodTikTok @posterboyspodYouTube @posterboyspod