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175. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Sam enjoys Frodo's faces, Aragorn gets a post-war glow-up, Legolas becomes The Riddler and Sauron gets a blinding - what more could you ask for? How about over an hour of Tommy and DL musing on the many endings of the final chapter in the LOTR trilogy?
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Time Codes:
Intro 0:23.842
What have you been up to? 7:59.839
MAIN TOPIC: LOTR Return of the King 18:47.319
Stupid Plot Summary 21:22.394
Cast & Crew 22:45.886
Plot 24:50.293
Trump-Saruman 32:26.248
Cinematography and World-Building 36:19.292
Alternate Endings? 41:28.192
CGI 51:02.719
The Ending 51:53.367
Tones & Themes 1:00:45.301
3 Best & 3 Worst 1:01:37.029
Critical Reception 1:08:16.450
Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? 1:08:49.683
Trivia True or False 1:09:13.252
Main Topic:
The Return of the King is the action-packed conclusion of the LOTR film series from the early 2000s, and it doesn't disappoint! Described by Tommy as a seminal conclusion, and better than The Two Towers, the pair go back and forth on the good, the bad and the ugly (looking at you, Frodo!) as they close out one of their many and varied anthologies!
Was the copy-paste CGI of the Rohirrim an issue for you? Who do you think should have earned the most money from the series? And where do you reckon Aragorn found Gondor's hair gel stores? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!
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58:16||Ep. 177The big Podcast Assemble Awards are back again! Join Tommy & DL in this special Christmas Episode and hear them separate the wheat from the chaff in the TV & Movie Industry this year!***********************Time Codes:Intro 0:24What have you been up to? 7:41MAIN TOPIC 19:04Razzie Award (Worst Film) 20:27Most Underappreciated 23:07Adam Driver Award 25:14Which Movie We Missed But Would See 28:50THAT came out THIS year?! 31:14Best Rebootuation 35:06Best TV Show 36:52Editor's Choice Mentions 40:01Worst Movie Premise 40:28Media We Wish to Remove From Life 43:34Movies Without Enough Mark Wahlberg 44:44Movie That Wanted a Sequel 45:11Best Show Cancelled by Streamers 46:07Worst Prediction for 2024 47:43Best Movie of the Year 48:30Most Aquaman Movie of 2018 53:49Wrap-Up 56:54Main Topic:Awards Season is back again, and Tommy & DL are looking at the best, worst and most average films and tv of this year to see where things landed! Feels like 2024 was a bit of an off-year, despite the absolute bangers that have been released.How many awards do you agree with? Did you have a favourite that was missed? And what category is a main feature of your own awards? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#awards #bestoftheyear #bestmovie #besttvshow #176. 176. Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim
01:12:29||Ep. 176The lads take a detour into an animated feature this week! "The Lord Of The Rings: The War of the Rohirrim" pushes Tommy and DL to get their anime reps in with a feature that challenges the conventional fantasy epic by emphasizing a Japanese style to a Western Audience.Oh... and a secret Gandalf appears!***********************Time Codes:Intro 0:24.520What Have You Been Up To? 10:12.192MAIN TOPIC: War of the Rohirrim (2024) 25:53.102Stupid Plot Summary 26:56.109Cast & Crew 29:02.050Goofy IMDB Pic 29:38.163Plot 32:16.454Did it enhance the LOTR vibes? 40:47.736Animation 44:59.851World-Building 48:23.490Action 51:59.953Tones & Themes 54:25.7323 Best & 3 Worst 54:50.049Critical Reception 57:37.953Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? 59:18.379** SPOILERS START HERE ** 1:00:10.860** SPOILERS END HERE ** 1:06:52.114Trivia True or False 1:06:52.394Wrapping Up 1:09:19.919Main Topic:LOTR War of the Rohirrim shows us a story from a paragraph in the annals and appendices of Tolkien's original work, but Tommy and DL seem to struggle with the animated nature of the work. With a little-known cast, but knowing Peter Jackson is at the helm, it had enough to get them through the door but whether it was an enjoyable experience or not seems to be a balancing act!Are you the rare breed of Anime-fan/LOTR Lore Nerd? Did the animated NZ landscape put you off the remainder? And do you have a book recommendation for DL? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#lotr #peterjackson #rohirrim #mirandaotto #helmhammerhand #helmsdeep174. 174. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
01:07:58||Ep. 174LOTR The Two Towers is lauded as everyone's favourite movie in the series, but does it hold up 20 years on? This week, Tommy and DL discuss the good, the bad and the wizardly of the classic series from the early 2000s. ***********************Time Codes:Intro 0:31What have you been up to? 7:08Red Rising Book 3 *SPOILERS START* 11:07Red Rising Book 3 *SPOILERS END* 20:48MAIN TOPIC: LOTR The Two Towers **FULL SPOILERS** 21:03Stupid Plot Summary 23:33Cast & Crew 24:31Everything just works 29:16CGI 34:18World-Building 37:33Performances 38:58Helm's Deep 45:52Wow, this is really GUD 49:34Tones & Themes 53:333 Best & 3 Worst 55:00Critical Reception 1:00:44Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? 1:02:16Trivia True or False 1:03:04Wrap-Up 1:06:50Main Topic:The Two Towers has the fellowship broken, following two pairs of hobbits and the man-elf-dwarf dream team on separate journeys to save Middle-Earth.The cast couldn't be stronger, and the effects more seamless than in this classic. We could write paragraphs here, but we'd prefer Tommy and DL do their thing to give this epic film justice!Did the action with the Balrog fight throw you off? Were you distracted by Aragorn's wet dream on a long walk? And did you know they were taking the hobbits to Isengard? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#ianmckellan #lordoftherings #karlurban #legolas #aragorn #gimli #eomer #eowyn #theodenking #twotowers173. 173. Gladiator II (2024) Ft. Regs of The Film Addicts podcast
01:18:04||Ep. 173This week we have Tommy, DL AND Regs to chat about the unanticipated (and perhaps unwanted) sequel to Ridley Scott's classic Gladiator film, Gladiator II! Find out how enamoured, uncaring and disbelieving they are while mispronouncing Paul Mescal's name for the entire episode! You can find Regs at: The Film Addicts Podcast and The Stitch Up.***********************Time Codes:Intro 0:21.235Englishisms 6:22.096What have you been up to? 11:41.009MAIN TOPIC: Gladiator II (2024) *NON SPOILERS* 24:07.838Stupid Plot Summary 27:12.172Cast & Crew 30:10.099Plot 31:47.193The Main Players 40:09.369Costumes and Sets 51:25.383Tones and Themes 54:38.4373 Best & 3 Worst 55:20.872Critical Reception 1:01:54.757Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? 1:03:22.156** SPOILERS START ** 1:05:12.217** SPOILERS END ** 1:12:54.067Trivia True or False 1:12:56.331Wrapping Up 1:16:35.188Main Topic:Gladiator II sets itself up to be a better-than-before version of the original classic starring Russel Crowe, but instead the lads find themselves trying desperately to convince themselves that its worth the time and the money to come to the big screen. Paul Mescal, Denzel Washington and a star-studded cast feature in Ridley Scott's next big project, and carry the Roman caravan to the end of the empire.Listen as the pronunciation of names, the justification fo entirely CGI animals and the duplicity of Denzel Washington is discussed by Tommy, DL and Regan as they try to figure out what it was all for.Did you figure out how these two films are related? Was the hero's journey worth the effort in this repeat of a classic? And did you enjoy Denzel strutting his way through Gladiator II? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#gladiator #paulmescal #denzelwashington #russelcrowe #ridleyscott172. 172. The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Ft. Regs of The Film Addicts podcast
01:31:32||Ep. 172This third installment of Chris Nolan's "Dark Knight" series wraps up Christian Bale's Batman, but this week Tommy and Regs (Film Addicts podcast) draw genitals and offensive jokes all over that wrapping to show their love for each other, and this amazing film that ranks highly in the Nolan Anthology. You can find Regs at: The Film Addicts Podcast and The Stitch Up.***********************Time Codes:Intro 0:24What have you been up to? 8:52MAIN TOPIC: The Dark Knight Rises 20:26Stupid Plot Summary 22:12Cast & Crew 23:29Goofy IMDB Picture 25:04Plot 27:46A bit about Bane 34:15Wow, this is really GUD 40:49Setting 58:44The Ending 1:04:09Rankings of Nolan Films 1:09:15Tones & Themes 1:12:253 Worst & 3 Best 1:13:15Criticval Reception 1:21:54Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? 1:22:57Trivia True or False? 1:24:19Wrapping up 1:28:08Main Topic:This week, Regan is back with Tommy while DL is away on assignment, and they're talking about one of their favorites: "The Dark Knight Rises" as the third film in Nolan's Batman trilogy. Tom Hardy beefs up as Bane, Michael Caine is back as Alfred (aka Batman's conscience) alongside Morgan Freeman, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Gary Oldman and a host of other elite actors.They discuss the true terror of Bane as a character, and the cinematic splendor of a brilliant close-out of an excellent franchise that went out at its peak.Would you revisit Dark Knight Rises? How about 50 more times? And can you understand Bane when he talks? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#batman #christianbale #filmaddicts #michaelcaine #morganfreeman #garyoldman #jgl171. 171. Gladiator (2000)
01:11:36||Ep. 171Gladiator 2 is coming to cinemas.. and not the proposed Nick Cave version, (some would say fortunately). Join co-hosts Tommy and DL as we journey back to the year 2000 yo talk about how we got here.***********************Time Codes:Intro - 0:25How are you doing? - 4:42What have you been up to? - 11:07MAIN TOPIC: Gladiator (2000) - 21:29Stupid Plot Summary - 23:48Cast & Crew - 24:42Djimon Honsou Cinematic Universe - 28:27Plot - 29:47Red Rising Bk3 Spoilers - 35:05History and Accuracy - 43:49Action - 46:51World-Building - 48:37Performances - 52:04Original Script - 54:06Tones & Themes - 57:363 Best & 3 Worst - 57:50Critical Reception - 1:01:49Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? - 1:02:53Trivia True or False - 1:04:02Main Topic:This week we're discussing Ridley Scott's 'swords and sandals' epic, starring Russel Crowe and a Hanz Zimmer score as epic as the acting. But we really want to talk about, is David Hemmings’s eyebrows! This one is an absolute favourite. Make sure you rewatch it before the sequel hits screens!Are you excited for Gladiator 2? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#Gladiator #Gladiator2 #RidleyScott #RusselCrowe #JoaquinPhoenix170. 170. Venom: The Last Dance (2024).. thankfully
52:55||Ep. 170The Sony Movie Universe of Spider-Man characters SOMEHOW is still going, as we jump into the latest in the franchise. Co-hosts Tommy and DL across the pond simply have to ask the question, why does this exist? ***********************Time Codes:Todays “sponsor”: 0:00Intro: 0:23**Red Rising Spoilers** (Morning Star): 2:53WHYBUT: 5:59Main Topic - NON SPOILERS: 15:49 Stupid Plot Summaries: 17:05 The characters: 17:43Does this trick a casual audience?: 29:50Action: 32:17Tones & Themes: 36:503 Best & 3 Worst: 37:49Critical Reception: 41:33Better or Worse than Aquaman 2018 42:30SPOILERS 43:10Trivia True of False: 48:13Wrapping Up: 50:55Main Topic:With Venom, the first Venom movie, making almost a billion dollars, it was inevitable the sequel's would come. And boy are the writers running low on ideas. Venom: The Last Dance (2024) caps off Tom Hardy's trilogy of movies as the Lethal Protector - thankfully..We went through the hard yards, so you don't have to! Did you see Venom: The Last Dance? Do you think it needs to exist? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#Venom #TheLastDance #TomHardy #Sony #Marvel #Spiderman169. 169. Halloween (1978)
56:06||Ep. 169Keep those spooky vibes rolling with the special Halloween Episode of Podcast Assemble where the lads talk about... well... Halloween! John Carpenter's classic 1978 thriller occupies most of their chat, as DL was embroiled in podcasts, and Tommy just played video games all weekend. *ahem*.... yep.TIMESTAMPS:Intro 0:25.035What have you been up to? 6:21.638MAIN TOPIC: Halloween (1978) 18:05.323Stupid Plot Summary 19:08.383Cast & Crew 21:55.597Goofy IMDB Pic 22:27.751Plot 24:13.951Music 28:55.374Pacing 29:41.759Cinematography & World-Building 33:29.686Action 40:08.583Tones & Themes 44:48.1143 Best & 3 Worst 45:15.350Critical Reception 49:44.281Better or Worse than Aquaman (2018)? 51:24.071Trivia True or False 51:49.058Wrapping Up 54:21.051Main Topic:Halloween is seen as a classic that set up 25 (?) more films to follow, and set a new foundation for horror films from that point onwards! The prestige of this film is sometimes overcome by the "hokeyness" of the scenes, and some plot devices not quite working as we expect. Surely home owners in middle America would open their door to a screaming teenager... right?Nevertheless, Tommy and DL had a great time with the first appearance of the "Michael Myers" character, and how this film generated ridiculous sums of money on a low budget while also setting up the rest of the industry for decades to follow.Could you walk past Jamie Lee Curtis as a teenager? How was your "fear-o-meter" tuned for this film? How many children have terrified you enough to inspire a film? Let us know by contacting us at thepodcastassemble@gmail.com or hitting us up on socials, and we'll give you a shout-out on the pod!Website || Instagram || Twitter || YouTube || EmailAnd while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show.#halloween #michaelmyers #jamieleecurtis #lexfridman #joerogan #shoreditch #sohohouse