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Why Doesn't Rogue Use Protection?

In which our heroes set the danger room to romance, telepathically pour a class of champagne and rearrange the molecules in a strawberry to turn it into chocolate all the while wondering why Rogue doesn’t just use protection. We look at the many benefits of Leech, get into a small argument over Rogue’s real name, and discuss the transition from the X-Mansion to the SeX-Mansion. Jackson is forced to eat spiders, Zammit solves the problem straight off the bat, and Duscher is just straight brick-dickin’. So write down your peculiar sexual needs, send off an email to Tony Stark, and wait patiently for him to solve your very specific problem. Want to help build a machine for letting rogue bang? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can can help her get her rocks off. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-nine books about the pros and cons of super powered tantric love. Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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