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Why are Lightsabers Only for Force Users?

In which our heroes retreat to a special cave, grab some magic crystals, and construct a laser sword as we ask why are Lightsabers only for Force users? We discuss the power of the U-Wand, the fried mind of Obi-Wan, and JJ Abrams professional relationship with the Plumbing Boys. Jackson thinks he would use a Lightsaber wrong, Zammit brings up vibro-blades, and Duscher just wants everyone to know we recorded this in 2006. So if you're a Jedi, keep making those lightsabers! But if you're just a lad wanting to tool around with a magic laser sword, just wait until someone leaves theirs on the bus or drops it into a river. You’re bound to find one eventually. Want to help soundproof Duscher's patio? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can stop helicopters from running their mouth. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least forty-six books on how to use space magic.

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