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Which 80s Horror Villain Would Make the Best Boyfriend?
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In which our heroes get our match-making skills out, take turns on the Love Tester and write up a pros and cons list to determine which of the 80s horror villain would make the best boyfriend. We look at how these potential boyfriends would handle kids, who would be a good listener and the problems of entering into a relationship with a doll who has the soul of a serial killer, his doll wife and their ready-made doll family. Jackson thinks Michael Myers is a fixer-upper, Zammit can’t get past facial deformities and Duscher has a traumatic camp story to bond with Jason. It’s a formula for love compatibility as we rank your favourite villains.
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