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Is Dr Dolittle's Life a Living Hell? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

In which our heroes talk to the animals, learn their languages and grunt and squeak and squawk with the lot of em as we question if Dr Dolittle’s life is a living hell. We look at the terrible gypsy curse that has befallen the Dolittle line, the possible shared ancestry they have with the Venturas and the difficulties of explaining Laika to your own pet dog. Zammit questions if Dr Dolittle is a vegetarian and is angry if he isn’t, Jackson once again proclaims that cousins is okay and James just wants to fight crimes with dogs. It’s a terrible tale of goldfish gods, alcoholic monkeys and crap chameleons as we’re reminded that with great power comes great responsibility and there’s no greater responsibility than being the mouth piece of every animal you encounter. Want to help a bear with his complex emotional problems? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in this grizzly less grouchy. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-nine books about freeing yourself from gypsy curses. Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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