Share

cover art for Are There Better Ways to Invade Middle Earth? (Feat. Gabe)

Plumbing the Death Star

Are There Better Ways to Invade Middle Earth? (Feat. Gabe)

In which our heroes leap onto their steeds, rally an army, and then decide there's got to be a better alternative as they ask the question: are there better ways to invade Middle Earth? We talk about the average workaday hobbit, wonder if orcs are insects, and try to figure out how tall Sauron is. Zammit explores the fallout of Orc Holes, Jackson worries about Fantasy-Genocide, and Gabe just wishes Sauron had a better PR guy. So put on your best smile, start the campaign trail, and see if you can get some Dwarves to Vote #1 Sauron. He's the best thing that's ever happened to Middle Earth! Sauron will fuck your warg, he is as serious as cancer. Want to help buy Sauron a snazzy suit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a more subtle wardrobe And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three books about the political suicide of siding with orcs. Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

More episodes

View all episodes

  • 626. Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him?

    01:01:54||Ep. 626
    I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point...Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 625. 625 - How Would You Terrorize Gotham?

    01:07:25||Ep. 625
    Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs BatmanLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 624. Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement)

    01:00:23||Ep. 624
    Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival earlier this year where we are joined by special guest Mr Sunday Movies himself to ask the important questionLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 623. How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit?

    01:05:39||Ep. 623
    Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up children, help me rob banks and many other unchristmassy things.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 622. Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?

    53:52||Ep. 622
    The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of foodLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 621. How Badly Could You Screw Up History With A Time Travel Mishap? With Lena Moon

    01:05:38||Ep. 621
    The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this podcast to be honest!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 620. What Aspect of Your Life Would Be The Best To Sever? With Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

    01:06:47||Ep. 620
    This week we're joined by the beautiful, handsome, dashing Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall as we delve into which aspects of our life we want to do a big severance to! Wiping asses, onlyfans rockstar personas, there is truly no limit to the amount of our life we could outsource for no reason whatsoever!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 619. Where Would You Hide In A Roofman Situation?

    01:01:49||Ep. 619
    What would be the ultimate roofman downfall? the sweet, human act of falling in love? Do you yearn to see the back ball shot of channing tatum in the hit new movie roofman? they should've called him changing tatum seeing as he was likely in a state of undress when the back ball shot transpired.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+
  • 618. If You Put Every Animal In All Of Media Into A Pit... Who Would Survive? With Matthew Jackson

    01:11:19||Ep. 618
    Which animal would you put in the pit?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+