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This week Claire and Lisa return for a Christmas special filled with talk about cats, cold weather, eggnog and more -- as they join forces from opposite sides of the globe. They ask, is it ok to write Xmas or do you have to go the whole hog, do we need a guide to how to cut cheese (and why didn't Lisa know that was a euphemism?) and do you know how to stop the blow ups at a stressful family celebration? There's a lot of culture club including the Royal Family's gift to the world - the Harry and Meghan documentary, which they have mixed feelings about. Oh, and would you go to a Onesie party (and which onesie would you wear?)

This week Claire and Lisa discuss the demise of the "wife guy" -- men who heap praise on their wives in public while many of them seem to go off and have affairs. There's a chat about drunk purchases and what stupid things have been bought while inebriated (Little House On The Prairie Box-set anyone?) and why Nicole and Gwyneth are so thirsty as they get older. They chat about the "social battery" and ask what recharges yours, and Lisa has some painful What Hurts Now moments to deal with. Did you know that adults need to be awake for 16 hours to be ready for 8 hours' sleep? Neither did they. Plus cutlire Club looks at Jeffrey Dahmer and Marilyn Monroe PLUS the wonderful Heartbreak High reboot and the Bling Ring documentary. And there is some sad news too - with the duo taking an extended break while Lisa gets set up back in the UK. Until then...

This week Claire and Lisa dive into the world of butter boards and wonder, are they worth it? They talk about "active couch potatoes" -- those of us who exercise regularly but then sit on the couch for the rest of the day. There's a chat about XO pippies, the deliciousness of the Beckham family saga and how Mercury Retrograde is going for you. There's also a discussion about the new series of the Kardashians, why Khloe has new beauty spots and how the Daily Mail say someone is "unrecognisable" when they mean "fat". And they ask a big question - how long does it take YOU to get out of the house in the morning?

This week Claire and Lisa discuss the death of The Queen, Charles becoming king and what will it will mean to Meghan and Harry, and Lisa has a startling fact about just how many of us have been born since she took the throne. Claire also asks: Since when is a book about cheeseboards classified as a cookbook? There's a chat about Welcome to Wrexham, Below Deck and The Amazing Race in Culture Club, a discussion about general anaesthetics and why they leave Claire a bit weirded out (plus more on her operation for those who care!) and why a shakti mat is Lisa's new best friend. There's a tiktok trick for cleaning makeup brushes and some Melbourne snacks you'll want to try PLUS they ask the big question: what time do you have dinner?

They're back! This week Claire and Lisa are back from an extended holiday to discuss ageing as Lisa has turned the big 5-0! There's sciatica on the menu, as well as lady operations and more. They talk about Meghan Markle and why we can't look away, Leonardo's dating life and why he can't stop dating 20-somethings, and there's a big question: how much do you clean before someone comes to stay in your house? There's a look at The Bear -- one of the best shows on TV right now - and Bad Sisters, which is also amazing, a look at Adam Liaw's tips for being a better cook and why are green powders for inner beauty so expensive because they work so goddam well...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk brain fog again, but this time they have a cure. There's a chat about heteropessimism -- those tired old memes about hetero married life and why they can be damaging -- and a discussion about how Robert Irwin is hot (and yes, we know that is creepy!). As well, they talk about ultrasounds and how there's nothing worse that someone sticking that thing up your clacker and waving it around, and Lisa reveals the questions you need to ask your partner to make sure you're still on the same relationship page. There's a host of new fun books in Culture Club as well as Elvis (again) and Only Murders In The Building. and there's a brand new segment called I'm So Excited! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Claire and Lisa talk about the medical test that says if you can't balance on one leg for 10 seconds you may die (or something). They also discuss Amazon's Alexa using recordings of your dead loved ones' voices  -- and whether it's something they'd feel weird about. There's a Culture Club about Elvis the movie and the Kardashians, there's a chat about Air Fryer eggs and why Lisa won't be making them any time soon, and why going out is just so damn hard these days. There's Claire's cat's anal glands, a discussion about brain fog and why we're all suffering not just menopausal women, and they ask the big question: If you could recycle your wee and donate it to farmers, would you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Claire and Lisa discuss the Logies and how nice it was to have it back on TV (and how Chrissie Swan is their new hero!). They talk about cleaning products and Claire takes the crown of most boring person on earth with her chat about Aldi washing up liquid. There's the BEC -- that person at work who can't do anything right, and what that means (clue: BEC stands for Bitch Eating Crackers).... there's a Meno Moment talk about over-medicalising Menopause, some Good Beauty spot chats about Trinny skincare and whether manicures are too exxy for words, and there's the launch of a new PDA campaign #putmuminthepicture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.