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06 (The Loach)

Fez calls a party line called The Loach and wanders from room to room, meeting the regulars. A man named Shadow has haunted these rooms for eighteen years. Shadow tells Fez all about the chat line, and the "evil people" who spend their days on it. + platinum drizzle

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