Pero Let Me Tell You

Typical Miami fashion, our 400th ep will be late…Betty White WAS 100…realtor videos on YouTube…that scene in Signs is scary, period…Event Horizon is just messed up…Naked Gun still holds up…if you’re charging for a celeb pic at a con, please pretend you care about the fans…we just hope Ariana Grande is doing well…Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 was hilarious…Showgirls will never not be enjoyable…a job interview with a side of free Chinese food, why not…nobody loves tofu, nobody…bring on the vegan baked goods…the Miami version of ‘Be Our Guest’ would be great…always and forever, Maleficent is the best Disney villain…Ariel absolutely has a case against Ursula…nobody wants the backstory…Last Cafecito: Calling vs Texting & Venom Jacket IG profileTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

So continues the Y name conversation…seriously, did we piss someone off at the Miami New Times…Burger Beast, a true ride or die…when the Lexapro kicks in…RIP Laundry Bar…the days of rollover minutes…no ringtones for us…happy birthday, Roberto here’s your tiramisu…figuring out what we did in July 1994…we love the Tower of Terror…quiche…parental lack of communication is basically part of aging…”Choosing Texas” is number 1 despite nobody really knowing it…run don’t walk to Titanique, it’s the musical fever dream you need…Jim Parsons is a revelation in profanity…we miss you Avenue Q…a convo about furries with DJ’s mom should be recorded for our entertainment…Ish’s abuelos blindspot with recognizing Darien…Last Soda: Anime Community & Nightowl CookiesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

DJs back and with less hair…congrats to everyone involved in Muerto de Risa; Alvarez Guedes…diving into the Instagram comments section…the official definition of first generation is just plain wrong and inaccurate…more of DJ parent stories…bring on the Boney M bops…top athletes list without Dan Marino or Michael Jordan is just plain wrong…felicidades Spain…that halftime show was meh at best…please no more creepy children singing…shout out to Martika…BTS should absolutely have sung something in Korean…there’s cheesy and then there’s Butterfly Kisses…our ability to list Cuban names that start with Y is pretty uncanny…Last Soda: World Cup unity & Primas, Pero Not Really podcastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome back Domnio…our 3 timers club is definitely growing…of course, Junior goes way back with Domino…CCW World Champ, well deserved…Las Rosas is the authentic vibe Miami needs…we love giving shout outs to all our peeps who deserve it…ahhh the guilty pleasure of chiropractor adjustments & pimple popping…why so bitter, Bret Hart?...get this guy an chiropractor sponsor already…acid reflux is real y’all…Gen Z needs to calm down in the work place…who doesn’t love an ass biting vampire…trust, you can be an extrovert and an introvert…selfish when it comes to sweets is relatable…give yourself grace with fitness…yum, Lucha Dough donuts…just be authentic is all we ask…El Muelero should absolutely be a character…Last Soda: Las Rosas’ Venezuela Fundraiser & DominoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Compression socks are fashion…was it Heavy D with the clot…let’s go Norway, win that World Cup…let’s all sing like Michael McDonald & Ariana Grande…what is yacht rock…what better time for baseball movies than summer…we love A League of Their Own…so many celebrities getting bit by ticks…Taylor’s bridal registry…hosting QVC segments is a whole other level of talent…our long lost modern episode of the Golden Girls would slap…DJ loves giraffes but doesn’t know penguins are a bird…Mario Lopez just doesn’t read latino to us thanks to NBC…dear Tilly Norwood, you’re not real…copyright your voices, singers…consumers do have the power to stop things…Family Guy or South Park, which is raunchier…Last Soda: Club Colada podcast & Kindness to the ElderlyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Finally getting the episode numbers right…Jr’s 25 seconds are kinda like America’s 250th, right?...we still believe in the promise of the American Dream…our appreciation for our freedoms never ebbs…who knew DJ loved onions this much…A-Z list of American foods and we want the steak with fortune cookie…our hearts go out to Venezuela…heartwarming to see the community come together to help with donations…return of the haberdashery…Ish has got the ‘learn’ section on lock this week…Tristan’s back and he’s see Obsession & Backrooms…Last Soda: Galipan Bakery & Marla GibbsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We love guests who bring yummy goodies…honoring your roots and adapting is necessary…we need to hit that Vegas Bakery Convention…being in business with a lifelong friend isn’t easy…we think Yvette would totally rock it on-camera too…guys, for the last time, Cubans are citrus people not so much with spicy…onward and north…ventanita culture is the epitome of Miami…just when Ish forgot about his CAO gift card story, glad we can just laugh it off…soooo many croquetas…the evolution of Miami…the flaky to soft ratio is important…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

So much info about Buster Pointdexter…geyser or ship…bring on the swing music…it’s mango season…cold fruit only…we miss you Perricone’s…mmm the brie…Ricky Martin and his spiritual BS…a rash, eeeek…time for a haiku lesson…bring on the trypophobia explanation…the continually changing face of Wynwood…CocoWalk is now pretty but soulless…are we at an influencer tipping point…at what point are you literally just putting your personal life in the spotlight for monetization…sorry Jesse Ridgway, what did you think would happen…damn, ripping a baby out of another woman to pass as your won is some primetime novela stuff…Clue is the best…translating garden tools to Spanish…give us all the old school Goofy shorts and the Looney Tunes…about time somebody sued Acme…the Marlins 97 season was a game changer…Last Soda: New York Knicks & ‘Suelta’ by Ana VillafañeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603