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Pero Let Me Tell You

Ep 373. Pero…Welcome to 2026, now with More DJ

Season 9, Ep. 373

The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges…


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