Pero Let Me Tell You

It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were just in the mood for a Subway sub…we stand with O Cinema…if you don’t like a movie, don’t support it but don’t tell us we can’t see it…a box of straws is an assault on DJ…does anyone else have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome outside the Golden Girls…DMV fraud is a whole new frontier, but we kinda respect the hustle…is Spanish a happier language or not?...Last Sodas: El Afilador & Looney Tunes Movie: The Day the Earth Blew Up Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we think he’s honorary Latino tbh…we do fry chicken in their parking lot…best part of the show is drinking on air…it’s not appropriation if you really are trying to honor the process and culture…it’s fun AND educational…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole canker problem…sour oranges really are ugly…DJ was having Limeade before it was a thing…why was it so hard to get a chicken salad sandwich when they had all the components…Cuban salads are the worst…RIP Joann Fabrics…Ish got destemplanza until the other day…why not spend your birthday in Canada?...waterfalls shall henceforth be known as water volcanos…Last Soda: Voters at SoBe WFFTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

SoBeWFF, see you there…maybe Libertad Lamarque’s still touring…filming 15s on a cruise is DJ’s dream job…fly safe, mi gente…Cap America has been black before…never forget, your fave comics were created during a much different time…fake Valentines cake outrage…our addiction to outrage is no just real, it’s being gamified…even hate comments feed the algorithm so thanks for that…bring back the tacky fifteens…SNL 50 was tremendo party…Lonely Island, Penelope, Stefan…Heather Locklear + Janet Jackson = perfection…it’s called yum yum sauce for a reason…stop throwing cakes, Steve Aoki…Last Sodas: SS United States & Superman (2025) trailerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Taking it back to morning announcements…that intermediary banquet hall just hit right…ppl having less cousins..we don’t need to over engineer in the name of convenience…sometimes you just need to use a check…no need to be on speakerphone for that long…really, we’re lifting up an alleged murderer now?...maybe tomato juice just tastes better at 30,000 feet…straight to video was never a good sign…Blockbuster Generation…we miss you Moviefone…great class of nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall of fame this year…Last Soda: Duo Lingo killing mascot & Lady Gaga copying Elvis CrespoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Took forever to get him on, now he’s back…love a guest with nothing to really promote…legit how did we know exactly what bear balls smell like…oh healthcare, you never fail to disappoint…we love a guest who can work a callback…wow, talk about a survival story…yeah, guess advertising isn’t a profession in a communist country…so much topography in this episode…anyone else not seen saltwater for 2 years…your story will never be as bad as theirs…Price is Right rules always gets you the win…the word of the day is archipelago…still not over Game of Thrones ending…explaining Rocky Horror while having it confused with Cher’s movie ‘Mask’ is GREAT…Cubans loved Asian decor…Punta Cana is all about indigestion apparently….garrapata IS a great word…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603