Pero Let Me Tell You

Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, Monica or Brandy…don’t act like you didn’t do the Macarena…more Mark Morrison…soap operas are called that for a reason…of course we’re talking defunct soaps…before you dress, Caress…Last Soda: Pam AndersonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We love interviewing a trailblazer…we do deserve better…spite is a great motivator…disruption isn’t the only thing, it’s about actually making change…local government is where things really happen…get educated with Ish…true term limits will help things actually get done…UFC has nothing on Miami commission meetings…we need to preserve Coconut Grove and all of our city’s personality…get engaged mi gente…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Yay the Junior cam is back…we’re totally nerds with our literature talk…of course Ish relates to a novel about boozing it up and good times…Hansel y Raul forever…ugh, Holden Caufield was tremendo chiquito malcriado…Shakespeare created so many of our sayings…ok, we all used the damned Game Genie…listen, the Princess was the best player in Super Mario 2, period…Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…who doesn’t love a giant eggplant on PBS…not even Elizabeth Hurley was safe from being cheated on…We miss greatest hits…seriously, pretty sure Gloria nor Whoopi remembers that movie…are we more open with Ai than an actual person…a machine can never truly recreate human creativity…Last Sodas: Las Paredes Oyen & Cole Escola/Nicole ScherzingerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…from Cuban to Guido…dear graduates, don’t lose your optimism…man that Baz Luhrman poem really does hit different as you get older…who picks a fruit cup when overwhelmed with dessert…scientifically the chicken came before the egg…who doesn’t love a knock knock joke…Fast & the Furious is high octane sci-fi……Last Sodas: Graduation Day videos & Tom LlamasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara convo has entered the building…we love us an eclectic, under the radar Mt Rushmore…hmm is hip-hop the new jazz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Man, DJ dislikes his of the early 90s…we miss you VH1…coffeehouse rock will never be peluqueria rock…ufff that The Wknd movie was ROUGH…Lilo & Stitch NEEDS to be a double feature with Emperor’s New Groove…yo, Disney give us a call for that Villain land debut…bring Peru to Epcot…Pennies & Potatoes, again we’re on the cusp of unimportant topics…Hialeah would totally give you acidez…NBC covering chickens in Miami is next level…peacocks are absolutely vicious animals…not all chickens are the same, you know what we mean…Don Francisco definitely deserves to be in space…Richard Marx & Daisy Fuentes should swing by our show…Bob Villa tambien, love us a latino you don’t stop to think of as latino…love us Janet at the AMAs, but step up the red carpet a bit…nobody will ever accuse Ish of substance over style onstage…we need to make ‘Anna Wintour Does’ as a series somehow…Last Sodas: Kermit the Frog & Robbie EliasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

Welcome El Cuban Dude…oh FB & the geriatrics…that damn British ‘u’ in words…el heavy metal & being a rockero…we need more live podcasts…Gainesville & el campo…the Miami dichotomy is real…bro, what accent…threading the line between dark and nostalgia…Radio Mambi memory unlocked…we loooooove being told about our culture from Americanos…sans Salami, always…morning sofrito…we love a food truck…the amount of times we get asked about our food being spicy…sweet & savory isn’t how we do things on the norm pero there’s the pazas en picadillo…authenticity is always the key…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with the eyes…be intentional people, we could all use it…week 2 of Joceyln Enriquez references…Last Sodas: Christian Bale & Adrian “Domino” CastroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603

DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax goes away, but what’s the longer impact…we do enjoy an informative content creator…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603